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Funny Business at The Millroom Presents The Sick of Stupid Comedy Tour

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  3. Funny Business at The Millroom Presents The Sick of Stupid Comedy Tour
    Event on 2016-01-22 20:00:00
    Standup Comics Tom Simmons, Steward Huff, and Clifton Cash have joined forces and are touring six Southern cities as the Sick of Stupid Comedy Tour. Sick of Stupid promises to give audiences an intelligent, comedic look at all things Southern. With a growing perception of the South as populated exclusively by camo-wearing, gay-hating, Confederate-flag waving, fanatical white people, Sick of Stupid will become the voice of intellectual Southern comedy and become the voice of the new South. “Some Southerners love Duck Dynasty and Honey Boo Boo and lowering the rear end of their pickup truck. We probably aren’t the voice for them, but we hope we can be the voice for the Southerners who find all this stuff absurd,” said Cliff Cash. Duck Dynasty, Larry the Cable Guy, and Jeff Foxworthy have their place, but we want to give a voice to smart, progressive Southerners and provide a fresh take on life—politics, culture, and the past, present, and future—in the South as we live it,” said Clifton Cash.   SICK OF STUPID COMEDY TOUR @ THE MILLROOM Featuring Cliff Cash, Tom Simmons, and Stewart Huff Friday, January 22nd @ 8:00pm advance / at the door Buying tickets in advance is highly-recommended. Free parking is available across the street from The Millroom at 66 Asheland Avenue after 6pm. Food and beer will be available.

    at The Mill Room
    66 Asheland Avenue
    Asheville, United States




  5. Frankie Paul
    Event on 2016-01-22 20:00:00
    Jan 21st – 23rd, Ticket Price .00 Frankie Paul is fast becoming a prominent force in the world of comedy! Frankie has a unique knack for taking a typically unnoticeable situation to new levels of hysterics. Frankie Paul has been touring professionally across the country since 1990. Frankie Paul hits on a vast array of today's topics as well as everyday craziness like marriage, family and common human stupidity! Once you see him, you'll want to see him again at Comedy Club in your town. With lovable animated appearance and inoffensive attitude, Frankie takes his crowd on a silly roller coaster ride of uproarious laughter. After it's over the crowd is drained but wants another ride. If laughter is truly the medicine, then Frankie Paul should be Surgeon General. Don't miss him !!! Contact him now to book him in your town at your club or any private function.

    at Carolina Comedy Club
    1318 Celebrity Circle
    Myrtle Beach, United States





  7. Mark Evans as seen on Comedy Central
    Event on 2016-01-22 20:30:00
    Atlanta native, Mark Evans, has spent his entire life in the south. His "Southern…not stupid" tour has been taking clubs by storm all across the country and at the same time, erasing the myth that all southerners are a bunch of inbred pig farmers! Mark brings a perfect blend of humor and sarcasm which points out the lighter side of the dumb things we see and hear every day. As he puts it, "We all either cause, or suffer from these random acts of stupidity! The humor is in finding out which one of these two categories we fall into." His fresh approach not only leaves them laughing in the aisles, but hopefully a little bit wiser!

    at Bonkerz Comedy Club – Cleveland
    1550 Chester Ave
    Cleveland, United States





  9. Branding And Marketing Masterclass With Tavia Wong
    Event on 2016-01-14 19:00:00
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!  Who am I and what is this: Hey, my name is Tavia Wong. You might know me as the Top Internet Marketing blogger in Singapore and they like to point out obvious things like I'm young and I'm a girl too.  Here's my story: I achieved tremendous results on the internet in 7 short months and it rocked the boat, people asked me how to do it, so I worked with them and taught them how to do it. They made their money and smiled and got the word out. Then the word spread and some business owners started coming to me.  Business owners were like "What is this internet marketing thing?! My cold calling and roadshows are not working! And my sales people suck!".. so they started to hire me once they found out I could plan campaigns that brought them leads DAILY online. They too, got amazing results and kaching($ ), so they told other people.  Then, the word spread a bit more, I got really tired of answering Pms and I started a Blog, to teach all these people how to do IM so I don't die from answering all the questions. And they were hungry for more posts so I compiled and added new content and created my 2 books: Emyth busters guide to profits online and Authority.  Still, people wanted more. They wanted lunch or coffee, tea or dinners. They wanted to really, really learn Internet Marketing (IM) and make money for themselves or grow their business.  People wanted to meet me every day. But there is only 1 Tavia and so, I decided "hey, let's just do a masterclass, it'll be like a giant meetup and it'll be fun".  _________________________________________ Past attendees have:  1) Gave me handwritten notes (with flowers, thanks!)  2) Really fragrant Chai tea (yummy)  3) Said "wow, I didn't expect you to teach that at this level, I paid a lot more money to learn what you taught" 4) Said "are you sure you're 21, how is it possible?" 5) Said "I am so impressed I want to work with you long-term" and number 6 takes the cake 6) A particular attendee, whose name was Terence, stood up from his chair and bolted out of the room halfway, because he needed to act on my ideas NOW.  I really enjoyed that masterclass experience!  So, back to you.  You've set your income goal for 2016, haven't you. What it is? Hold that number in your head…  Let me guess..  Is it 5k, 10k or 20k on the internet?  Well.  Let's take that and multiply it by 10. Or, x100. Does that scare you? Great.  That's the kind of results I want you to be dreaming of as you work towards it.  HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?  From a waitress at 21 years of age waiting tables at Thai Express, to a high 5 figure income earner in just 9 short months, my story is Hollywood's beloved rags-to-riches. When you come for my masterclass, you won't be there sitting in another TALK. You will have an EXPERIENCE.  A masterclass starts as I take you by the hand and behind the curtains, where you nest in the abyss of my mind and discover what it is that I did, my techiques and my tools that helped me achieve success.  It is an intimate experience. You get to discover my mindset, my inspiration and what was it that ticked in me one day, deep in a night, just like the one you're in as you are reading this letter now, that changed the course of my life forever.  I will show you why so many people FAIL or get MISERABLE results doing Internet Marketing and why there are people, right at the tip, the top 1% that just keep getting richer and richer. It's annoying to see their houses and fancy cars, but they did succeed.  When I first started, I looked at those at the top 1% and thought "I can't get there…" I am just an ordinary girl, not particulary gifted or smarter than anyone. In fact, I am still in university studying for my degree. How my best friend explains my success is this:  I was incredibly lucky.  I happened to stumble upon the right system and the right people, travelled to the right events, found the right connections that reached out to me and connect and to give me insider tips of how this REALLY works. Hmmm. I'd like to say it was because I worked HARD. But, I have to agree with her. Insider info.  You know how it goes, there are always "insider information" that newbies or people on the outside simply don't get. I know, it IS unfair!  But you've done whining and complaining about how life is unfair in 2015. It's boring and getting old. Let's talk about what you can do in 2016. Get insider's information, that's what.  Here's the breakdown of the masterclass: What is this branding business? The 2 kinds of branding (How to do Personal Branding and Business Branding) Branding process- Go behind the scenes and see how I branded a company (and 0,000 failures!)  Marketing Profits Formula (Which are the areas you should cyclops laser-focus on? Best for an affiliate marketer who finds him/herself with "too much things to do, too little time" situation. Should you publish an ebook, podcast, start a blog? Do Facebook ads? Do tee shirt and cup design printing? Sell solo-ads? What??)  Key elements of a good offer (funnel), case study of how I helped a company generate k in a weekend.  Phases of a funnel brief (BONUS: Sharing top e-mail marketing tips from industry experts. Making the difference between a 6,7, and 8 figure online income) Lead generation importance (Your favorite- TRAFFIC SOURCES, how to get, where to get, pro tips to get the most bang for your buck + unconventional growth-hacking ways of how I get eyeballs). UPDATE 1: I talk about challenges and using social traction to get FREE leads  UPDATE 2: I talk about how to create virality. When things go viral online, you don't have to pay for followers/leads– shares happen organically and that means : FREE MONEY!  The course is a strategic overview of this business. It is NOT for those interested in Get-rich-quick-in-15-minutes-with-one-click, but IS for people who are interested in a sound, hard core strategy that is built on solid foundations of success.  And a ROAD-MAP, a clear, action plan for what to do, day-by-day, to build this business for yourself. The reason I was able to achieve success relatively quickly was because I think I am completely stupid at this IM thing. I emptied my cup and allowed my mentors who have succeeded to teach me from the top. I became a world-class copycat by CLONING what they do. From A-Z, the foundations of their million dollar businesses.  If, you too, want special access to this knowledge that I had to beg, borrow and steal, you will find it here. I don't often conduct these events, because I spend most of my time and make most of my money by doing branding and lead generation for companies and by online affiliate marketing.  But when invited to speak, I share good stuff because:   1) I miss you guys! My masterclass is maxed out and reviews and testimonials have been pouring in. I'm so happy to have helped you guys! I only had 1 masterclass in 2015. This will be my first in 2016.  2) I genuinely want to see more people succeed in internet entrepreneurship. The internet is an exciting Wild Wild West.  100% satisfaction guarantee: You will walk away with at least 1 thing that will super charge your business growth and change the trajectory of your business. If you don't, let me know, you will be the first person and I'll do everything I can to set that right.  Tickets are going at .90. To get me on consultation costs you k.  Seriously, .90 is the cost of my ebook and you get to see me share with you in person.  Early bird tickets are at .90. Whilst stocks last.  I know some of you will be looking to work with me on a closer basis, at the end of the course, I will give you an opportunity to learn more. But for the majority of you, don't worry, it will not be one great up sell preview. I hate that and it's not my style- you will receive so much mind-blowing value…..  that you will want to learn more anyway 😉  So see you, and before you get any older, click the check out button.  See you on the flip side, Tavia Wong  Let's not be strangers, add me here : 

    at Sent to attendee’s email inbox
    Singapore, Singapore




  11. Randy Rogers Band
    Event on 2016-02-18 20:00:00

    Authenticity isnt something that can be manufactured in a studio. Its not a craft that can be learned or artfully practiced. It comes from living life. Its the byproduct of blood, sweat and tears and as the foundation for music, it elevates mere entertainment to compelling art. Every note, every word on the Randy Rogers Bands new album Nothing Shines Like Neon rings with authenticity that makes each song linger with the listener long after the music fades. Youve just got to be true to yourself and you cant fool anybody, Rogers states matter of factly of the bands philosophy. As a whole, our body of work is pretty consistent to our live show and the band that plays on the record is the band that you go see. The same line up has been performing together since 2002 and the music has evolved as theyve soaked up life experience. As men weve all matured and lived a lot of life together, Rogers says. Weve had a few breakups happen to us. Weve had babies. Weve had life changes. Weve been on the road 200 shows a year. Ive been in this band 15 years so a lot has changed. I still listen to Merle Haggard every night. I mean that hasnt changed, but a lot has changed for us musically and privately. We all are in a good spot and we all are just as good friends as when we started. Camaraderie and creativity have made Rogers and bandmates Geoffrey Hill (guitar), Johnny Chops Richardson (bass guitar), Brady Black (fiddle), Les Lawless (drums) and Todd Stewart (utility player) one of the top bands on the competitive Texas music scene. Nothing Shines Like Neon continues the momentum established by the bands four previous albumsRandy Rogers Band, Burning the Day, Trouble and Homemade Tamales, each of which went to No. 1 on iTunes. Earlier in 2015, Rogers joined friend Wade Bowen to record the critically acclaimed album Hold My Beer Vol. 1. Produced by Nashville legend Buddy Cannon (Willie/Merle) at Cedar Creek in Austin, RRBs news album Nothing Shines Like Neon showcases the bands taut musicianship as well as Rogers earnest vocals and insightful songwriting on such instant classics as the groove laden Rain and the Radio, the heartbreak anthem Neon Blues and the playful Actin Crazy, a duet with Jamey Johnson. Jamey and I wrote that song together, Rogers notes. I met a movie star a few days before Jamey and I were going to write. I was in LA playing at the House of Blues and he came out to the show. I was thinking about him and thinking about being a struggling actor living in LA and having to put up with all the bullshit that LA is. I just wrote that song about him. The album opens with the fiddle driven shuffle San Antone. That is a Keith Gattis song. He wrote by himself. Being from Texas and living so close to San Antonio, I dont think that song is going to hurt me at all, Rogers laughs. Its one of those songs when I heard it I was like, Oh hell! Why didnt I write this song? Takin It As It Comes features Lone Star legend Jerry Jeff Walker. Ive been a big fan of Jerry Jeffs all my life, Rogers says. He came in the studio with us, got in there with the band, jumped around and played guitar and sang. We had a great time. Rain and the Radio is Rogers homage to Ronnie Milsap. I wrote that with Sean McConnell. He and I have written a lot of songs through the years. Ive always been a huge Ronnie Milsap fan and to me that song has a little Milsap feel to it, kind of a bluesy country thing, which we havent done before. Any artist that I look up to always tries to create something different and pushes the envelope a little bit. I think we do with that song in particular. Its very country. Its just very different. As a band, were trying to broaden our horizons and I dont think thats a bad thing. If we were all just stuck doing the same old thing, we would all be bored. We probably wouldnt still be here. Its just a matter of spreading your wings a little bit. Look Out Yonder is a poignant tune Rogers recorded in honor of his mentor, the late Kent Finlay. Kent gave me my start in the music business. Up until the day that he died, we talked about songs and about music, Rogers says. We actually named the record, Nothing Shines Like Neon after a lyric in one of his songs as a tribute to him. Alison Krauss and Dan Tyminski are singing on Look Out Yonder, which was written by Earl Bud Lee, who is most famous for writing Friends In Low Places. He and I have been friends for 10 years and he has always wanted me to cut that song. Ive never had a record where it fit and just thinking about losing Kent and Kent going to heaven and joining his mom, Look out yonder coming down the road it just fit. I havent performed that song yet live, but I know Im going to have a hard time getting through it. The day we started our record, I got a call that Kent passed away so this record is definitely dedicated to Kent. That song makes me think about all of us musicians and how we are crazy as hell and lead the most unorthodox lives. Most of us return back to our roots, so hopefully this is an album that glorifies Kents life and is also a nod to the traditional sounds that we all grew up loving. A native of Cleburne, Texas, Rogers grew up addicted to traditional country music. I wanted to be George Strait when I was in the sixth grade, he says with a smile. And I grew up listening to Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard, Ive listened to them more than anybody else, my whole life. I always liked songs. I always wanted to find out who wrote the songs and what the songs were about. I always liked the art and the craft of being a songwriter. My dads Beatles records got played a lot and Michael Martin Murphy is another one I listened to a lot as a kid. My dad was a huge fan. Like many artists, Rogers got his start performing in church and then expanded to local venues. I could write a song when I was pretty little, 11, 12 or 13, he says. Its like a kid who could do calculus or something. It was just something that clicked in my brain for me. I went and finished college and got a degree in public relations and then started a band. Since then the Randy Rogers Band has steadily built a following that has spilled beyond their native Texas. For the past 10 years theyve recorded for Universal Music Group, but on Nothing Shines Like Neon, Rogers again takes the reins, releasing the album on his own Tommy Jackson Records, named after a song he wrote for their very first album. Its a very obscure Randy Rogers Band song and to this day there is always this one drunk kid at a show that says, Play Tommy Jackson! Play Tommy Jackson! Its kind of a running joke within our band. Its like, How in the hell did this kid in Iowa City, Iowa remember that stupid song Tommy Jackson? Its about a guy who is on the run from the cops, wanted for murder. Its a story song and we just felt like it was a unique way to name a record label. Nothing Shines Like Neon is a stellar collection in an already impressive body of recorded material that owes a lot to the bands potent live show. You come to a show, you know what youre going to get, Rogers says. Weve worked hard at making ourselves better on stage and we care about our live show. Its a way to come out and unwind, and weve stuck to writing songs that are about real life, about breakups or divorces, falling in love or babies being born, and in the case of this record even death, the ups and downs of life. People can relate. Thats what country music is supposed to be. Our band has been around for a long time because theres no bullshit to us. Were not in it to be rich and famous. Were in it to make a living, provide for our families and do something that we all love. You cant fool people and we havent ever tried. I think thats the key.

    at Off Broadway
    3511 Lemp Avenue
    Saint Louis, United States




  13. The Very Worst of Bad Taste Hour
    Event on 2016-04-25 23:30:00

    Like an angry rash, the Bad Taste show continues to morph and grow and now returns for its third unwanted incarnation.

    This year, a gaggle of comedians from the Festival try to kill off the show forever with a one-off showcase of the most demented material their warped minds can offer 90 minutes of late-night mayhem.

    No holds barred and no topics off limit (except Muslims – we’re not stupid).

    Part of the 2015 NZ International Comedy Festival in cahoots with Old Mout Cider, running from 24 April – 17 May. To get The Latest on all the comedy shows on offer, practical information about the Festival, access to competitions and special deals, head to

    at Basement Theatre
    Wellesley Street
    Auckland, New Zealand




  15. Gaelic Storm
    Event on 2016-02-14 19:00:00

    After nearly two decades and more than 3,000 live shows, Gaelic Storm — the chart-topping, multi-national Celtic band — is looking sharper than ever with their latest release, Matching Sweaters. The new album mixes traditional Irish music with modern influences, creating a sound that’s as wide-ranging as the band’s own audience.

    From bluegrass fans and country cowboys to Deadheads, rock & rollers and Celtic fanatics, Gaelic Storm has built one of the most diverse fan bases in modern music. Matching Sweaters helps explain the broad appeal. Rooted in the songwriting of founding members Patrick Murphy and Steve Twigger, the album moves from drinking songs (“Another Stupid Drinking Song”) to energetic instrumentals (“The Narwhaling Cheesehead”) to rootsy pop/rockers (“Whiskeyed Up and Womaned Out”), gluing everything together with the spark and spirit of a band that’s spent close to 20 years on the road.

    “We’re a touring band,” says percussionist Ryan Lacey, who joined the lineup in 2003. “That’s how this band works. Matching Sweaters is one of the most complete albums we’ve done so far, because it taps into every facet of our live show.”

    Those live shows date all the way back to the mid-1990s, when Gaelic Storm kicked off its career as a pub band in Santa Monica, California. By the end of the decade, the musicians had appeared in the blockbuster film “Titanic” (where they performed “Irish Party in Third Class”) and laid the groundwork for a career that would eventually find them topping the Billboard World Chart five times, making appearances at mainstream music festivals such as Summerfest, Telluride and The Rock Boat Cruise, and regularly headlining the largest Irish Festivals across the country, all the while gaining a reputation as a genre-bending Irish band whose songs mix Celtic traditions with something new and unexpected. Now, with the band’s 20th anniversary on the horizon, they’re putting even more emphasis on those newer directions.

    “We’ll push the envelope, then reel it back in, then push it again,” says Murphy. “There’s a lot of variety here, and that’s why we can play country festivals, bluegrass festivals and rock festivals, and still fit in perfectly with each one. We wanted Matching Sweaters to reflect that range, so people could buy the CD and hear everything we’re able to do in concert.”

    When it came time to write Matching Sweaters‘ 12 songs, Murphy and Twigger teamed up with longtime friend and co-writer Steve Wehmeyer. Together, the three found inspiration in everything from old Irish newspapers (“The Rustling Goat Gang,” whose details were gleaned from an article about a vanishing goat herd from Waterford) to bits of conversation overheard in local pubs (“Paddy’s Rubber Arm”).

    In addition to writing new songs, the musicians have continued to play new markets every year, taking the chance to stretch their boundaries — and widen their audience — whenever possible. It helps keep them on their toes.

    “Playing for a new crowd is great,” says Twigger. “It takes you back to those early days, where you’ve got something to prove. We could just do Irish festivals, but why not play a crossover show where 90% of the audience doesn’t know you, and you have to make them know you? That’s what makes your band good.”

    Matching Sweaters follows in that hard-working tradition, dishing up all the ingredients fans have come to expect from Gaelic Storm — the drinking songs, sea shanties, furiously-strummed instrumentals and sing-along melodies — while spiking the mix with newer flavors. Eat it up, but make sure to save some room! There’s plenty more where this came from.

    at Englert Theatre
    221 E. Washington St.
    Iowa City, United States




  17. Blackout by Davey Anderson
    Event on 2016-02-20 19:00:00
    Blackout by Davey Anderson  Directed by Ellie Tillotson Performed by Carney Academy Group Four as part of National Theatre Connections Inspired by the true story of a young offender from Glasgow who had committed a violent crime, a hard-hitting play about getting bullied, fighting back, trying to make a name for yourself, turning vicious, doing something stupid, losing everything, then finding your way again. Davey Anderson  Davey Anderson is a writer, director and musician. His plays include Snuff, Wired, Liar, Blackout, Clutter Keeps Company, Playback, Scavengers and The Static. His work with the National Theatre of Scotland includes Enquirer, Peter Pan, Be Near Me, Mixter Maxter, Architecting, Rupture, Black Watch and Home. Adaptations include Dead Man Dying by Estebán Navajas Cortés, Thieves and Boy by Hao Jingfang and The War Hasn’t Started Yet by Mikhail Durnenkov. He was co-writer of The Jean Jacques Rousseau Show, Demons and The Deficit Show for A Play, A Pint and a Pint at Òran Mór, Glasgow. His short plays for Theatre Uncut include True or False and Police State, a co-production with Theatre Dot, Istanbul. He recently co-created and performed How to Choose at The Arches, Glasgow, and is currently collaborating with American company The TEAM on The Scottish Enlightenment Project.

    at Carney Academy
    The Montgomery Studio
    Sheffield, United Kingdom




Ensuring the Safety of My Home

Checking out the ADT prices recently after a string of burglaries in my neighborhood has inspired me to take the steps and ensure that my home is actually going to be more secure. I admit that I have been sleeping with nothing but some locks on the doors and the windows, living for the past couple of years since buying the home with no concern for anything like a robbery. I had no idea that something like that would happen in our neighborhood by after the sixth house being broke into, I realize that nobody where a person lives they can be vulnerable.

More than anything else, I hate the feeling of being exposed and vulnerable to other people. That’s why I bought a home in the first place, I wanted to ensure that I was safe in my own place. I don’t like the idea of sharing a building with so many strangers so now that there is a threat of actually a stranger coming into my home, I had to take the steps to ensure that would not happen. With the right amount of security that displays the threat of protection, I believe it will be enough to ward off anyone who might seek to try and do break into my home.

I will do what I have to do to protect myself. I will do what I have to do in order to protect my home. I need to know that I am going to be safe. If that means that I set an alarm every night before I go to bed with the softly blinking green light to let me know that I am secure behind an electronic barrier from the rest of the world that might want to take away that privacy from me, then I will do so.

Things Have Changed Since I Have Been Gone

After just getting out of the military for good, I decided to go back home to where most of my family is in Texas. I stayed with my parents for awhile, and then moved out in only months to get my own place. Dad said we have more choices for electricity, so I should look at so that I could comparison shop.

I found this to be interesting considering that when I left for the military, the only choice that anyone had in our area for utilities as through the city. This had long been a bone of contention with many people because people feel it unfair that the city kept a monopoly on who we could get electricity from for many decades.

When a local news outlet found out that the city was raising monthly rates again because they said had no other choice, the media outlet began digging. Everyone was glad they did because they found out the employees at the utility company where spending thousands upon thousands on ridiculous conferences they did not need, expensive luncheons every week for hundreds of employees and many other types of unnecessary over spending.

But the good news is that with deregulation, we now have the choices we deserve. When I used the previously mentioned website, I found that I could get the service I want at a much better price than our city government is offering us. I decided that I would take the money savings and put it away in a special savings account each month. I will be doing this with any money that I save from any business that I buy from, but it really feels good to do that when it comes to saving cash that does not need to go in my city’s pocket while they overspend. I am pretty happy with my new arrangement!

Started Building the Lake House

I spent this morning talking to the different Texas energy providers who are available to hook up the power at the lot. Of course the house is not there, so they are not going to be able to hook the power up to the house itself. That is not the only thing you need power for. Of course I could use a generator to power the tools that I need to build the house, but that would be rather expensive. Gas costs you three bucks a gallon and a tank full of gas in a generator is going to get burned out at around a gallon an hour, depending on the amount of load you are using. You obviously waste a lot of it because you are burning energy even when you are not using the power that the generator is creating.

At any rate I will get Ambit Energy to hook up the power as soon as they can manage to schedule it. They did not seem to want to give me a firm date and time when that would be, instead they told me they would call me back when it was done. I already had the foundation put in. Me and these three kids from the neighborhood did the digging. All three of them are eager to get the money for their first car and so they have been helping me out with the work needed to get the lot ready to work. I let them take turns driving the truck the last little bit of the way up there, once you get to the part where they are not likely to hit much aside from trees and deer. It is not like that old truck is much to worry about after it has been around as long as it has.

Getting Settled in Here in New Jersey

I spent the day getting the last details worked out with the house. We got us a nice little house in a suburban area, looks like it is going to be pretty nice for us. Beth is going to be about twenty minutes away from her new job and we are going to have a good bit more money once things are sorted out. I am going to find a company that provides home security in elizabethtown. That is going to be important because I am going to be out on the road a lot. Of course location is not so important for me in my job. I have a territory, and I cover it. If I go to the office it is just a random event, instead I work on my computer some place that makes sense or I go see the clients. Most of all I am Mr Fix It, because we sell and service a very complicated product or to be specific a System that has a whole lot of moving parts. It takes a person with extensive experience and knowledge to keep it working properly.

So in fact my job is to go where I need to be and make certain that it all works. In fact I am more a product than an employee. That is to say that I am part of what you buy when you buy the product. If we sold the stuff and then walked away you would very quickly have a big pain in the rear, instead of a very valuable productive system. It has to be minded by a person who understands the entire system to keep it all running the way that it needs to. Of course it is a pain for me to be so vitally needed.

Texas Should Lead the Green Wave

Ironically, at the heart of the massive corrections in the global financial markets, record unemployment and a growing sense of uncertainty as to the future of humankind due to climate change, exists a stunning array of possibility, so awesome in scope as to dwarf all previous eras of economic activity. This great site can give you information about the energy companies here in the Lone Star state. Perhaps the Chinese symbol that suggest there is the seed of opportunity inherent in every crisis as a means of understanding our current situation. Timing however is everything, at what point do we arrive at a place of critical mass in terms of awareness and commitment to act?

One degree more of temperature rise? Another foot or two of swelling ocean levels? Of course these are big broad brush stroke issues. Closer to home, the price for a barrel of oil is back in the ascendant, and checking the weather increasingly looks like sci-fi or a bad horror film. What do we do? We get busy! Exploring, unpacking and digesting how to re- imagine the world. Regardless of how we earn our livings, where we find ourselves, or how we’ve lived up to this moment, everyone of us is on the cusp of bold new possibilities to change, heal, and renew. Imagine for a moment that you lived at the dawn of the industrial age.

Conventional wisdom dictated that when Henry Ford and other pioneering inventors of the motor car went calling on investors to back them, that they not be taken seriously, after all the horse and buggy had been permanent fixtures of life for centuries. Entire industries, specialist crafts and careers hinged on their survival. We all have to do our part to help the environment and Texas should lead the way.

Is My Life Just Another Bill

company your fly ash experts hawar power minerals hawar power minerals ...With the loss of my mother, I was forced to pack things up and move to Witchita Falls, Texas for the Summer. It’s going to be one of the more unpleasant summers that I can recall as I attempt to put my mother’s life into boxes, pack them up and..well, I’m not sure what I’m going to do with all of her things at the moment. Luckily, her local energy provider source has been kind enough to leave the lights on for the next three months as I settle things. It’s going to be incredibly rough. I have never been so emotionally challenged before.

It’s such a strange thing to think that everything that we own, the little bits and pieces that we decided were of some value to us through the years, can be packaged. With over half of the work finished I’ve only filled up a single storage unit. It doesn’t seem like enough, you know? Everything that this woman was has been reduced to boxes and memories, a condensed life of nearly 80 years. I can hardly wrap my mind about it and I’m struggling to suppress the unwanted fear of my own death – whenever that might be.

Nobody wants to die. Some of us are more prepared than others, this is true. I thought that I was one of those individuals who was more than capable of handling the idea of death. Clearly, this is not the case. I’ve been lying awake at night with my thoughts turning over one another as I contemplate what it must mean to be so wholly reduced. Is there something that I can do to ensure that my life will be of more value than just plain brown boxes sitting in the dark of some wet storage unit that, in the end, is just another bill?

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Time Warner Cable Begins Digital Cable Conversion in Upstate New YorkIt does not even seem like a real option to go without television in some form these days. Sure there are books and video games that have been staples of entertainment for quite some time now, but the default choice is still to sit back and relax while watching your favorite shows, sports, or movies. The truth of the matter is that sometimes we do not want to do any work or hard thinking, and television provides a great source of relaxation that takes minimal effort to fully enjoy. Head on over to and you can find out all about one of the best options that is currently on the market.

Of course, there are tons of different competitors out there these days fighting for a piece of the huge market that is cable television. It is a lucrative business to say the least, especially as homes seem to be buying more and more television sets for each and every room. Even young people have programming aimed specifically at them, offering educational and kid friendly shows that parents do not have to worry about. The bottom line is that there is basically a channel for every person out there, no matter your preferences or hobbies.

This should come as no surprise really, as most of these companies now offer hundreds of channels to customers in even the most basic of packages. These channels allow for everything from keeping your kids busy or learning about cooking to spending time with the family on movie night or inviting friends over for the big game of the night. Sometimes this is not even enough for people though, which is why all of these packages are extremely customizable. This ensures that both the crowd that wants every channel and the crowd that wants to save money can be happy by picking their preferences.

Found a Little Place Outside San Antonio

San Antonio Apartments for RentWe have found us a little place about twenty minutes North of the center of San Antonio. It is a nice area and we have been looking at the things we need to do next. Right now I am looking at the cost of a home security system and how much it costs to monitor it after you buy it. I found this site, and I am wondering how much more there is to it than meets the eyes. Obviously the number in the big letters is nice. I like the idea of paying 9 dollars a month for it, but it is not clear if there is a lot more to it or not. You have to wonder if that is one of those offers that is only good for a limited time. You see that from cable and Internet companies all of the time. They make you this deal that looks really awesome when you sign up for it, but you are getting yourself in to a long term deal and the initial monthly cost only lasts a few months or for one year out of a 2 year agreement.

In this case it talks about the initial cost of the system and says something about 99 dollars, but I am trying to figure out if that is the bottom line or if that is addition to what the system costs you. I sort of think that the 99 dollars is like a minimum fee, even if you already had your own home security system you would have to pay that much more to get the monthly offer. Of course it is not that great of an offer if that is the way that it is, but I have to look closely and see what they mean.

Protecting My Family from All Dangers

I have always lived in small towns, so I knew that I would have to get used to a lot when I moved to Buffalo. I didn’t live right in the heart of the city, but I was still living in a town that had thousands of more people than what I was used to. I knew that this meant a couple of different things for me, but the main one is that I could not depend on my neighbors coming to my rescue should I need them. That is why I looked into Buffalo NY best home security options, because I wanted to be prepared should anything happen.

While security systems are usually had because homeowners want to keep people out, my reasoning for getting a security system was a bit different. While I knew that there was a possibility of someone breaking into my home, I was actually more worried about the dangers that are inside the home even more. I have several large dogs, and they make a lot of noise. That is why I was not too worried about people breaking in, because they would quickly realize what a mistake that was.

Instead, I wanted to protect my family against the dangers within, like fire, smoke, and carbon monoxide poisoning. While the security system is also going to be a deterrent to criminals, it will also alert everyone in the house if there is a fire or even a leak of some sort. We are protected from exterior forces as well as interior ones that can prove to be deadly without enough notice to evacuate. Having this type of security system gives me the peace of mind that I need in my new town. Hopefully I will get to know my neighbors too, and I will see that there are still some small town values left here as well.

Getting Peace of Mind Through Security

Adt Home Security System Low BatteryThere is no doubt that safety is important, as it is a fundamental part of living. Even before society formed, it was natural to find protection from potential predators or sources of harm. The bottom line is that while we may be able to fight back against many threats, avoiding them altogether is always preferable and sometimes even easier to implement. ADT home security understands this, which is why the protection starts with the fact that a simple ADT sticker or logo can scare off people who are thinking about trying to break in or rob your house.

Of course it is not going to perfectly repel everyone, as some people simply cannot be stopped from doing something silly. For those that do try to get in, the sensors and alarms will handle them by alerting the support center that is monitored by trained ADT staff 24/7. They know the best way to handle any problems, so can forward information to the appropriate authorities with reliable accuracy and efficiency. They know what information the cops need to know and have it available, so can describe the status and location to make sure help arrives quickly and know how to properly handle the situation.

Last but not least, one of the best parts about the ADT service is that it is extremely affordable. Because the technology involved makes it very easy to monitor huge amounts of customers at once without sacrificing reliability, they can give you personal attention without forcing you to pay the same prices that individual security would cost. Overall, the peace of mind offered by knowing your home will be protected whether you are asleep in bed or out on vacation is worth every penny. In the end the best result you can get from ADT is that you never actually need it, but it will still be there just in case.

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Going to Have to Tighten My Belt a Bit

Going to have to tighten my belt a bit, although I have no idea what that saying came from. I guess it comes from not having enough to eat and getting slender from lack of food. I am talking about stuff other than that. I am going to eat the same as always, but maybe a bit less of the expensive stuff. I am going to try to see if I can save on internet, but obviously I want to do that without getting crap internet service. You can actually find really cheap DSl, but you have to be one of those people who does not really use a lot of bandwidth for that to be good with you. If you are like me then it is going to be a lot tougher for you to find a deal that makes a bit of sense and does not cost you a good bit of money.

I am thinking that I do not need to pay the cable company. I love to watch sports on TV and it is the middle of the best time of the year for sports on TV, but I could probably live with no paid tv service just fine. I would hate it to be honest, but I could do it if it saved me enough money and I am going to have to figure out how much sense that makes. You can not live on bread alone after all, but you can live with no TV. At least you can live without ESPN, TNT, and all of those other cable networks. I think we probably get more than a dozen over the air channels where I live. Most of them play old tv shows from back before I was even born, but I have not seen those shows.

What Would You Do with This?

I sort of got to worrying about what my boss was up to, because he was messing around with something that was called a whatsapp hacking tool. If you go to their web page it says that you can use it to do all sorts of things, none of which appear to be entirely legalor at least not moral for you to do with no permission. It claims that you can do all sorts of things to view the information that people swap on this whatsapp. It is called a cross platform messaging app. In essence it uses your data plan instead of sending text messages by SMS and this saves you money. It is not that big of a deal to me, because I can not really use my phone to send messages by text. i stink so badly at entering messages on the little keypad that I never do it.

Of course I still use an old slider phone, because it does what I need it to do. It does not have anything except the same type of keypad that phones had on them two decades ago. I do not need a fancy phone and so I never got one of those smart phones. I do know how they work obviously, they are just hand held computers. It does not seem to me that this app is going to operate in a way that is really legal. At least I am not doing it. The thing my boss seems to be interested in is this mess messaging thing, which obviously sounds a whole lot like sending out a whole lot of spam. No one is going to want to have you send them a bunch of messages on this whatsapp. It is obviously intended for messages between friends.

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Considering A Home Security System? Here’s Expert Advice

Don’t let any person you don’t completely know into your house. No matter what the excuse the person presents, keep them from entering your home. Some people want to enter your home just to see if there is a security system in place. They may be scoping the place to come back when you’re gone.Your faithful dog makes a great hiding spot for a spare key. This approach is useful if your dog is a large breed that lives outdoor, or if your house has a doggy door. Attach the key to your dog’s collar, and it will be handy if you ever need a spare.Don’t allow the wires of your home security system to be visible to others. Burglars can easily cut the wires if they are visible. Instead, make sure the wires are hidden. Keep yourself safe.Request information from your local law enforcement agencies about home protection packages. Simply Click Here

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